( i. ) of course i am an adult, but i still legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
( ii. ) the important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
( iii. ) you left a full handprint on my ass and called it a "five-star review".
( iv. ) he asked if i had any questions and apparently "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not the correct question.